The Voodoo Knife Block Set lets you take your voodoo doll fantasies a step further by allowing you stick knives instead of pins into a humanoid shaped doll of your worst enemies.

You’ve probably heard about it from some story or seen a movie or two that shows how voodoo practitioners like to take care of those who offend them. They first create a doll and either clothe it just like their offender or tie something belonging to the offender to the body of the doll. Then after some incantations calling down spirits and asking them to link the doll and the victim together, the voodoo priest proceeds to stab the doll with the intent of inflicting the same pain on the person they are targeting. If only it were that easy to take care of annoying people.

The voodoo knife block set and the knives that come with it are not certified voodoo equipment. Instead they are simply a kitchen knife set made to look similar to what a voodoo priest or priestess may have in their workshop. We cannot guarantee that if you clothe the body of the knife holder like your ex that dumped you, whisper some incantations and stick it full of knives, that it will actually work and your ex will experience unimaginable pain. However, if you imagine it while pulling out each knife to use and sticking it back into the holder when you are done, it might provide some satisfaction to you.

The human shaped knife holder is molded from high quality ABS plastic with a weighted base and is available in a number of finishes such as shiny black, chrome, feral woods, red memories and white lover. The set comes with five knives that have been chosen to cover a wide variety of kitchen tasks. There’s a paring knife for delicate tasks that require precision, a utility knife for tasks that require a smaller blade, a carver knife for making thin slices, a bread knife with a double serrated blade and a chef’s knife for more common food preparation tasks.

This will make a great housewarming or wedding gift. Also, for that your single friend who just ended a relationship and needs a creative outlet for their grief.