Fortune cookies have been around since the 20th Century, and there’s now a certain blandness to their sayings. How many “a feather in the hand is better than a bird in the air” type of proverb remains to be seen? Uggh! Luckily for us, these Offensive Fortune Cookies come with much more exciting sayings!
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There is no dull moment with these cookies around. Each one is pregnant with really offensive jokes that bear quite a sting. I wouldn’t advise bringing them around to work, even for amusement. I mean, if your boss or a colleague got a fortune that they find demeaning, you might be in for it. They’re not suitable for work, so try to keep them out.
Crack a cookie, crack a joke
Also, these Offensive Fortune Cookies are not for the faint-hearted. Oh yeah, they can really get to you. If you can’t take a joke, then stick to regular fortune cookies or just cookies. Their offensiveness makes them very ideal for playing pranks and making jokes.
You could replace your friend’s regular cookie with one of these bad boys and watch their facial expressions change as they open it. Oh, you love to see it. They are suitable for games at parties, birthdays, and graduation events. They could be useful if you are in a bind and want to start a conversation with a stranger. Who knows? You might even get an idea for a good pick-up line from your fortune.
Tasty cookies
These offensive fortune cookies are cookies, before anything else. They are vanilla flavoured and delicious. So try not to chew it all up with the fortune inside. You can also make them into chocolate-dipped cookies for some extra flavour.
Kids love cookies, no doubt about it. However, these offensive cookies contain swear words. So if a kid asks you for cookies, try not to hand them one of these.
Good vibes only
There’s hardly a greater flex than getting cracked up while eating. It’s why you take a bag of popcorn to the movies, right? As long as you can take a joke, these cookies are sure to give you good vibes. If you want a friend or loved one to feel those vibes, no problem. These cookies are packaged in a stylish gift box, so they make for the perfect gag gift.
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