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For the people who struggle with constant addiction to the ol’ tug and toss, you don’t need some inspirational journey to fix things. “Oh, you need to try a KETO diet, it gets rid of all the negative energ-” Yeah? Shut up Greg, not everyone has the time to stick to your sage’s journey to clarity. Some of us are regular people who would rather look at a puppy in a wig to fix our problems! It’s a good trade, in comparison to drowning our organs on some weird green juice.
Why you need Images You Should Not Masturbate To in your life
I’d like to think of this book as something more than what it presents itself to be. It’s more of a Rorschach test for finding out who harbors the most messed up sexual fantasies among us. If you have a friend that is suspect for some outlandish tendencies, gift them this book as a challenge. Anyone that can find a way to derive pleasure from the contents of this book deserves an award, therapy and jail time!
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If you’re something of a clown yourself, this is a great coffee table conversation starter. Introduce everyone to your strange mind with “Images You Should Not Masturbate To!” A book that will have anyone with a funny bone ecstatic from the hilariousness condensed into its pages.
Have a relative that shares your sense of humor? This book is a gift that will be perfect to unwrap after Christmas dinner. Picture the scene, grateful for your present, they unwrap it and everyone asks excitedly, “What does it say?” and they read it out loud. You’ll be solely responsible for ruining dinner and losing your invites to future family functions. But to be honest, it’s kind of worth it.