If planned correctly, revenge can be really sweet, especially when the target deserves it. Targets like frenemies who have been on your case since you got to know them and the core of your relationship with each other relies on which one of you can perform the most evil pranks, and seeking revenge for previous pranks. Well, today we’re going to help you up your game with this list of funny gifts for seeking revenge on that frenemy who has been getting the best of you before now, and the best part is that all these gifts are pretty simple and affordable. It’s time to turn the tables and make them retire from the game.
This doesn’t appear first on our list of gifts for seeking revenge by accident. It’s easy to imagine what kind of day your friend would experience driving on the highway with any of these stickers attached to their car bumper. The number of cars honking at them with their drivers smirking or frowning at him would drive him crazy. And he probably won’t know what the cause is for days!! Unless some good Samaritan lets them off the hook but by then you would have gotten your sweet revenge.
Even birthday celebrations are not safe from revenge pranking frenemies with the right gift. Consider this birthday card for instance. It looks just like a regular birthday card with a special message for a friend. It even plays some birthday music when you open it up. Looks pretty harmless, right? Well you’re wrong, because the music played by this card never stops when it starts. Never! Watch the frustration mount as your friend tries everything to turn it off, until you suggest that he should probably tear it to stop it. When he does, it releases a payload of glitter straight into his face, sealing of the perfect birthday gag gift. you’re welcome
It’s exactly what it says on the tin. Light up this candle and watch the looks on everyone’s faces turn from whatever emotion they were expressing to disgust as the smell of farts fills the room. If you’re seeking revenge against your frenemy and you want to use this as a gag gift to them, be sure to peel the label off the jar or cover it with a fake label so that the name doesn’t give it away and ruin the prank for you.
The perfect opportunity to play this prank while seeking revenge against a frenemy would be to go with him to a tennis or baseball game and sneak a way while he’s watching the game to place this 3D broken glass sticker on his car windshield, then come back with him after the game and watch him go ballistic at the sight of his car windshield being broken by some unseen fan who probably threw the ball because he was pissed his fave didn’t win the game. Feel free to allow his raging go on for as long as you feel is necessary before you reveal the prank to him and update the prank score in your favor.
This is one of those revenge pranks that will probably end up making your frenemy the subject of gossip for a very long time and it’s a pretty easy one to set up. Simply send him this prank mailing package with Big Ass Dildo written all over it in bold, bright red letters and watch them cringe and try to deny it’s theirs when the mailman delivers it to them in front of all their judging neighbors.
Have this A Hole paperweight delivered to them at the office and those who are naive will think you’re a great person sending helpful gifts to your friend at work but those who are a bit more open minded will recognize this for what it is, a prank gift from someone seeking revenge. Your frenemy will probably recognize it for what it is and curse you
This one will work particularly well only for a very small selection of frenemies. If your frenemy happens to fall into the demographic of people who applied to Harvard Law School and got rejected, then what better gift to give them than this lovely t-shirt. Some may think it’s a bit harsh, but all’s fair in love and war, right? And the never ending cycle of revenge against a frenemy is the best kind of war there is.
Is your frenemy also your work colleague? Then add some frustration to their daily work load by plugging in the phantom keystroker to their office PC. Once it’s in, it will drive them crazy with random mouse movements and typing out random texts and phrases. You can use the switches and dials on the side of the device to change how it functions, just make sure that you plug it into a USB port that’s hidden from their view, so they don’t suspect the device as the cause of their frustration.
Even though you’re supposed to be bitter frenemies always seeking revenge for using gifts as pranks against each other, sometimes you can even be cordial to each other and offer them a stick of gum, except that that’s the perfect opportunity for a prank!! The Shocking Gums pack looks just like a regular pack of Wrigley’s gum but when they reach for it to take a piece of gum, they get the shock of their lives and you get to remind them that there’s no off time from pranking each other.
Have you ever tried removing too much glitter from your body? Remember how tedious it was? Nothing worked to remove it completely. It took days before you got rid of it all. Now imagine your frenemy going through that, but only amplified beyond all reason and logic. That’s what would happen to him if you send them this glitter bomb.
As a nice frenemy, you should get him this floor mat for his new crib, so that every guest coming to visit him will ask why he thought it was appropriate for them to have disgusting thoughts of whale ejaculate inspired by his doormat, on their minds when they come through his door. Should be fun.
Everybody knows the best type of prank gifts for seeking revenge against anyone are those that scare the person. So, with that in mind, placing this peeping creeper at one of their windows before going in to visit them would be sure to scare the bejesus out of them. Just be sure to have your camera on hand to record their fright reactions when they notice the face staring in at them from their window. The moment should be one that you can milk for years to come if they ever get too cocky.
Amplify the fear that comes from hearing random repeated sounds without a source and let their imagination run wile with this three in one pack of Annoy-a-tron audio prankster devices. Hide them around their house and drive them crazy with the scratching or sighing noises they release every so often.
And we end this list with a classic. Drop it on their doormat. Leave it in their pool. place it on the dining table right next to their meal, or for an even crazier reaction, come out of the toilet with it in your hand and threaten to throw it at them. There’s a reason why the fake poop toy remains on any list of gifts for frenemies seeking revenge and that’s because of how versatile it is.