Cats are the proudest animals you will ever see. As the monarchs in the house, royalty shouldn’t be seen walking around with naked butts. A twinkle tush is a piece of bling to fix this exact problem. A cat butt jewel fit for an esteemed ruler!
If you’ve ever had guests in your home, you know how embarrassing it is to watch your prideful cat walking around with his tail up and little butt. Without a care in the world, your feline friend just bares it all for the world to see.
Sure, your kitty might enjoy showing off its little brown eye, but your guests are not gonna be ready to have some gravy on a steak dinner. Your cat can stay classy with this little twinkle tush. An aptly named way to keep your cat’s status as a cute and fluffy ball of fur.
Your granny doesn’t want to be startled by your cat’s weird butt and neither do you. This gift has everything you need to keep things PG when guests are around.
If you are still unsure, the Twinkle tush is actually a real product. It’s one hell of a gag gift that will have your recipient accepting the gift with nervous laughter. It’s going to be great to watch them actually consider the potential from using a butt-covering gemstone.
If you don’t have a cat, that doesn’t mean your dog can’t join in on the fun. Dogs can also enjoy some good ol’ bling for a brown eye. Although we are not quite sure we can trust dogs not to do something weirder than we can imagine.
Twinkle Tush Design
The Twinkle Tush has a single gem that shines brightly to take your attention away from the butthole. With the large gem, a stainless steel platform is there to keep your cat comfortable while the gem hangs over its tail.
As a human being, it’s quite unfortunate that you won’t get to use this cool device. We know you’d love to walk around letting everything hang free, but its just not the case, unfortunately. Luckily, there are ways to enjoy yourself with a free body.
Mrs. K –
I want to suggest a manhole cover one, for masculine cats. Now…my review:
Honestly, I would have never bought this piece of garbage, that is, until I saw the review from Tom S. . I really needed a change in my life, something to give me purpose. I never realized it was staring me in the face all along! My cats butthole was just plain, pink, and naked. Now, as I sit, unable to look away, all I can do is say “Thank you, Twinkle Tush!”, and wonder, “If only the
whole world had a sweet kitty bedonk-a-donk to look at, what might we, as a species, achieve!”
Heliga Ferman –
Best item ever, I can’t stop looking at his butthole! It’s magnificent and magical, unlike anything I could ever dream of.
Tom S –
I needed a single gem that shines brightly to take attention away from the butthole. This worked really well at first but then I noticed a peculiar feeling come over me. As I looked into the brightly shining jewel, I started to become hypnotized. Everything fell away around me until the shine enveloped the entirety of existence. There was nothing but me and the warm embrace of eternity as I floated; transcending all reality. I came to rest on a cloud overlooking the Earth. I could feel a connection with all life. Eons passed as mountains burst forth from the earth only to be shorn down in an instant. Oceans raised and receded between breaths. I found I didn’t even need to breathe but did so out of habit and as a strange kinship ritual with all organisms. From the cloud, I saw all suffering, joy, hardship and kinship. I saw generations come and go. Leaving a mark or nothing at all. Finally, with one sweep of my hand, everything was erased. Nothingness, the void. I fumbled around a bit and found the closet’s doorknob and stepped out into my living room changed. No longer would I be afraid. No longer will I be unsure. All thanks to this single gem that shines brightly to take your attention away from the butthole.
Bill Forgetmenot –
Super amazing product the best thing ever! I based a whole Instagram on my cats butt hole and now the world can see it glitter away. Like the beauty she is. Best product, all my friends and my family hated to see a cats butthole but now they see the glittering gem that it is. So happy to show it off.
Chauncey –
My dickass cat shidded all over my couch, I put three of these things in her ass now she can shid, it’s a great product but now it’s stuck in her catussy. Would recommend for bedroom time!
kristina –
Bought this amazing product for my cat and now she never poops, best ever.
#killing2birdswith1stone
Delores Brown –
Brought some friends around the house and my asshole cat started prancing his butthole around like a little slut. When my friends saw it they immediately started crying, then throwing up. Thanks to Twinkie tush I never have to worry about this again! Twinkie tush saved my life