Shittens are wet wipes that are shaped like mittens, and we all know what wet wipes are best for? No, I’m not talking about cleaning make up, I’m talking about wiping bottoms.

Let’s all be honest with ourselves, we all poop on a regular basis and cleaning up after doing a number two isn’t exactly a fun experience, especially when you’ve had one of those really explosive experiences. You know, the ones that will require wads of tissue and multiple flushes to get rid of the evidence. The thing is, every time you use a traditional, rectangular shaped tissue paper or wet wipe, you are playing a guess game regarding how good of a job your actually doing cleaning your rear. Any extra steps you take to improve your wiping might result in disaster so you resort to just using more tissue till you either feel you’ve done a good enough job or things appear to be clear down there when you wipe up. Pretty wasteful and potentially embarrassing if you ask me.

However, thanks to shittens, the disposable mitten shaped wet wipes, we have the makings of a real solution to the poop wiping uncertainty problem. One thing that is certain is no one wants to get poop on their hands while cleaning up after number 2, so why risk the minimal protection from accidental contamination that ordinary wet wipes or tissue would give you when you can have your hand totally covered up and protected from poop with shittens? Also, with shittens, you can really get in there and ensure you’re getting a good, moist wipe down, leaving you clean and safe from embarrassment. No more excessive toilet paper use and multiple flushings with Shittens.

There’s more though. You can also use Shittens as a safer replacement for standard baby wipes, so that you don’t get smeared when your baby starts squirming about while your changing diapers. What about when you’re taking your doggie for a walk and he decides to let one go in public. Shittens would work great for packing it up and disposing it without embarrassing yourself or littering the public.

Each pack of Shittens comes with 20 of the disposable mitten shaped wet wipes and each one is large enough to fit a standard sized adult hand. Great for dog lovers and for those really obsessed with their hygiene.