Sex Panther Cologne is for the man who wants to make that kitty purr. For fans of Anchorman: Legend of Ron Burgundy, this perfume is the perfect scent to make the ladies lose all sense of control once they come within your personal space.

Sex Panther cologne is inspired by a perfume of the same name worn by newsman Brian Fantana, in the Anchorman movie. According to Brian, Sex Panther by Odeon is a special cologne, and you can tell, with its leather wrapped box lined with grass or the way the panther head shaped bottle of cologne pops up with wild cat sound effects when the box is opened.

It’s illegal in nine countries and made with real bits of panther, which may explain why it is illegal. According to their own details about the scent, “Scientifically engineered from the finest Smell Ingredients™ on earth, by the most talented Smell Engineers™ in the industry, Sex Panther Cologne™ has clean and refreshing top notes of juniper and fresh air accord, while the heart contains lavender and sensual musk. As the cologne evolves, it turns warmer and envelopes you with masculine notes of cedarwood and sandalwood. You might not have an apartment filled with rich mahogany and many leather-bound books, but you can smell like you do.”

So yeah, make of that what you will. According to studies done on it, 60% of the time, it works every time! Pretty amazing, right? Those who have personally experienced this cologne will tell you that “It is a formidable scent…stings the nostrils, in a good way”. Others say it smells like pure gasoline, and one person even remarked that “It smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food”.

Of course, this real scent is just inspired by the one from the movie and doesn’t smell that bad (or does it). But for those who know the Legend of Ron Burgundy, this will make a perfect gag gift. For others, it would be a pretty nice 1.7 ounce cologne with a masculine scent. It’s no Pizza cologne but it can have you smelling really nice enough, just don’t expect any ladies to lose their minds over you.