Do you give absolutely zero fucks? Are you tired of flipping people off with your middle finger? Effortlessly express yourself with the middle finger sculpture. This piece of home decor is an elegant way to get your point across. If you ever find yourself arguing in a room, your opponent will feel the seething presence of this middle finger and learn to back down. No need to tell them how you feel, just nudge your head in its direction, sit back and relax.
Liven up your home with a Middle Finger Sculpture
Made from ceramic, the white finish on this piece is sure to seem inviting at a glance. However, your guests will be shocked to receive a humorous welcome once they realize the genius in this sculpture. Sporting a peaceful color like white also allows you to get away with the sinister undertones of a simple Fuck You. Don’t take our word for it though. Fuck you is pretty much the most recognized symbol in unofficial universal sign language.
Your friends and family are gonna be in for a treat when they accept your invitation for a dinner in your home. As they take a tour around your living room, they’re sure to make a double take as they observe your brilliant sense of humor in a classy display. If there was ever a way to politely say fuck you, this is it.
Display your favorite jewelry by embellishing your prized middle finger sculpture with some accessories. The finger is large enough to house a few classy items. Sporting these awesome pieces on your sculpture is a spectacularly delightful display. You’ll be akin to royalty once it is sporting a full gold chain down the index finger. The white coat provides a smooth canvas to pour out your creativity. Redesign the sculpture to fully earn that expression of ‘Fuck!’ from your guests in a positive light.
Weighing 1 lbs., the sculpture is sturdy and sure to be a favorite gift during occasions. Your friends and family will express joy and confusion at your odd taste in decor. This surprise will undoubtedly be a welcomed one.