Fingers are pretty weird when you think about it. Ten relatively independent digits that are used for interacting with everything. Its like we are literally designed to stress ourselves. Having to be responsible for ten fingers is a tiring chore. Why not reject your humanity and join the crustaceans with a pair of giant lobster claws. Nobody is going to tell the lobster guy what to do.
Surprise your friends with the Giant Lobster Claws
Unlike regular lobsters with claws, you’ll be a cut above the rest of your new species. The giant lobster claws can propel you to the top of the crustacean food chain. Just watch out for those pesky humans that might want to eat you. Besides, you’ll always have the perfect excuse to escape any task that involves your hands.
Slip on your new arms and go about your day! The giant 14.5″ design is sure to intimidate anyone that dares to challenge you. Claw away at the slightest annoyance. Its a surprisingly therapeutic way to deal with your problems. Being human is exhausting enough, so why not let go by pretending to be the apex predator lobster in town.
The high quality latex will have some people fooled to the extent that they might be inclined to think you fought an actual lobster, and took its arms as your prize. Don’t be worried about those types. They’ll be too struck by fear to question your choices. If they do approach you, read the last paragraph to learn how to deal with them.
After the first few times spent annoying your family with the giant lobster claws, no need to hang them in a cupboard to die. Instead, they are actually a pretty great — albeit comical — way to handle a grill or replace mittens in the kitchen. The warmth they provide is also a nice bonus during the winter months.
For your friends and family members with a funny bone, the giant lobster claws will tickle that itch like nothing else. Hand them a pair and start the lobster uprising within your close circle. The kids are sure to join in as well!