Gather here, new and soon-to-be dads. FridaBalls has designed a pair of boxer briefs that come pre-installed with an integrated nut cup. You will surely need them for the protection of your nethers from your baby’s unintentional karate kicks!
Kicks? No Problem
Feeling a baby’s kick in the womb is a pretty special experience. It’s one of the earliest signs of life, and that in itself is captivating. We tend to make jokes about the kicks and say things like – “ah, he kicks so hard. He might just be the next Lionel Messi, Christiano Ronaldo, or even Connor McGregor”. They’re good jokes, and underlying them are our deepest hopes for their successful future. Then they are born, and our crotch is continuously dealt with powerful surprise kicks from the next Messi…
Well, thanks to FridaBalls, you no longer have to go through pain and agony when your baby tries practices his/her kicking techniques. FridaBalls come with a reinforced protective pouch that houses a foam cup to soften blows from surprise heel bonks and ball hits. Now you can use the baby carrier without having to worry about your baby’s swinging heels that hit below the belt like an MMA groin shot. Thus, FridaBalls effectively protects your balls, your legacy, and your lineage.
Comfortable
These boxer briefs are made from breathable, stretch fabric. They make use of moisture-wicking material that keeps you fresh down below. They also come with slip-secure waistbands that stay put you are called into military action to chase after the kids.
Unlike other cups that are harder than the steel doors in Fort Knox, the FridaBalls foam cup is very comfortable. You can wear it all day long without feeling discomfort. They won’t protect you from an actual karate kick from a black belt or a golf ball hurled at you but be rest assured that accidental kicks from your baby won’t cause you or your nethers any problems.
Additionally, the foam cups are removable, so you can decide to wear the briefs without them. The briefs come in different sizes and are also pretty easy to maintain. Simply wash and hang them out to dry.
Great gift idea
Of course, FridaBalls is a good gag gift idea, for new dads or men expecting to be dads soon. Trust us, they would need it. After all, parenting is a contact sport.
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