Spice up your bathroom game and make the right impressions with this dick towel.
Towels are one of those pieces of fabric that you don’t really give much thought to. You wrap it around your body before and after a shower and wash it when it’s dirty, that’s about all there is to it.
But what if there could be more? Why can’t your towel be used to tell a story about your body or your preferences? What’s to stop your towel from being a conversation piece or a source of laughter and entertainment to those around you? With the dick towel, you can achieve all that and much more!
The dick towel is a towel with a dick on it. Bear in mind though, the dick printed on this towel is not an accurate representation of male genitalia. Instead, it is a caricature of what a well endowed male specimen would look like, complete with the necessary pubes and scrotum. And they just don’t stand alone but are attached to a male torso and legs (also printed on the towel).
This comical design of the towel is such that when you wrap it around your waist just the right way, it will look like the genitals and legs printed on the towel belong to you. I guess if someone didn’t look hard enough, they might assume you’re naked when wearing this dick towel, with everything on full display.
The back side of the towel also sports an equally naked butt to complete the imagery.
Depending on which side of the towel is on the outside when it’s wrapped around your waist, the dick printed on it can appear large or small. The towel itself is made from microfiber material, with a strong water absorption effect and a soft, comfortable feel against your skin. It is available in two sizes: 70 cm x 140 cm and 75 cm x 155 cm.
Add this to your collection of novel towels or get it as a gag gift for that friend that is nervous about exposing their body. Whether it’s worn by a guy or girl, this towel would definitely be a hilarious conversation starter.