Fiber is good for you. It helps to lower cholesterol levels, control sugar levels, aids in achieving a healthy weight, and normalizes bowel movement. Perhaps that is why cereals are a popular breakfast staple, because they are high in fiber.
But take a wild guess. How many bowls of your regular cereal would it take to equal the fiber content of just one bowl of this Colon Blow Cereal?
Hint: It’s not 2, it’s not 6 or even 10. That is not even slightly close. It would take over 30,000 bowls!
You would have to eat 10 bowls of your regular cereal a day for 8 years and 6 months to match the fiber content of just one bowl of Colon Blow Cereal! Even raw wood shavings don’t have this much fiber.
Highest Fiber Cereal
This is the highest fiber cereal in the world. It is not your normal, everyday cereal. So take only a little, unless you want to induce some extra bowel movements!
Extra Bowel Movement… Or More
Did you have too much to eat at dinner last night? Just take some Colon Blow Cereal and before you know it, you’ll be blowing out your colon and shooting out all the nasty remnants of last night’s dinner! No wonder the cereal is so appropriately named!
If your bowels are on some sort of rebellious strike and you have been unable to relieve yourself for a while, the Colon Blow Cereal is what you need. In no time, you will be filling your porcelain bowl with stuff from days ago you even forgot you ate!
Tasty, Crunchy Snack
Apart from being the highest fiber cereal out there, it is a very tasty, crunchy snack. Try it on ice cream and see.
In Reality, This Is Just An April Fools’ Gag Gift
All of the above got you excited right? Well, sorry to disappoint you… but this Colon Blow Cereal is actually plain old granola. A Saturday Night Live official product, it probably contains a little less fiber than regular oat bran. So yeah, this is just a joke product that makes the perfect gag gift!
For April Fool’s Day, or just for the fun of it, send this Colon Blow Cereal to a friend or two and get a few laughs. I bet you are going to get them real good… just like I got you here all along!