If you are unfortunate, like half the world is, then you have the most terrible people in the universe as your family and friends. They get on your nerves and drive you crazy and they are often at risk of being victims of your irreverent and subversive sense of humor.
So when they are at it again, instead of exploding with all the nasty things you so badly want to say to their faces, take a chill pill and calm the f*ck down! Not by your power or your might, but by this Calm The F*ck Down Coloring Book!
If you have an “unholy” sense of humor, this book is the perfect way to unwind. Just color the things that you cannot say.
Product Information
Measuring 8.5″ by 11″, the book contains regular-sized paper pages. The front of the book has 2 color-test pages so that you can test out your pens or colored pencils and see how well the colors fit what you want,
There are a total number of 21 drawings in the book, each on its own page. This is quite convenient because it makes it easy for you to cut out your coloring and hang them on the wall or send them to a friend that pissed you off.
The pages of the Calm The F*ck Down Coloring Book are quite thin. So if you are using gel pens, you may want to place some paper under the page you are coloring to avoid gel seeping through to another page.
Each drawing has its own sassy quip like “Home is where the vodka is”, “I began as an orgasm” and “Have a nice cup of shut the f*ck up”.
Since the book obviously contains adult language, it is not intended for children.
Most adults will love this book (I think). So be the good Samaritan and get it for as many adults as you know. But you should perhaps leave out those friends or family members of yours who are easily offended by profanity or swear words.
And if you have the guts, get this for your verbally abusive boss… And then wait for your sack letter!
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