When you get worked up by the ups and downs of life, and your stress levels are beginning to reach critical levels, a cup of Calm The Fuck Down Tea is just what you need to reset your balance and bring you back to a saner mind space.
Being an adult can be really really tough. That’s because on a regular basis you experience those days where it seems like the entire universe has hatched a plan to drive you crazy. You wake up late for work because for some odd reason your alarm didn’t go off, and then while taking a shower, just after you soaped up, the water stops running. You finally manage to make it out of the house and by your calculations you’ll only be five minutes late to the office but just as you turn the corner, you run right into the mother of all traffic jams on the only route to the office!
You finally make it to work and assume that you’ve gotten through the worst of the day but you’re dead wrong! First your boss chews you out for being an hour late, and then you realize that you left your work laptop at home with all the files you need for the presentation that you’re supposed to give in the next few minutes. Now, when faced with a scenario like this, rather than pop a blood vessel from suppressed rage or go on a rampage and tear shit up, we’d recommend you brew yourself a hot, steaming cup of Calm The Fuck Down Tea.
Infused with coconut and the Caribbean fruit rooibos, a cup of this special tea blend is carefully crafted to transport you far away from all the stresses and cares of your world, to a remote Caribbean island beach with the warm sun kissing your skin as the water tickles your feet. There you breathe easy and think to yourself, “maybe this isn’t as bad as it seems. I just need to calm down and think creatively”. By the time you’re done with your cuppa, you’ll have some fresh perspective on the universe and how to counter its plans to drive you crazy.
Each pack comes with 15 all natural, whole leaf tea pyramids to promote relaxation and reduce inflammation. They’re also low in caffeine.
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