Let’s face it – babies are lazy. If you know anything about them, you’ll agree that they can’t cook, hunt, or gather food. Also, they are bad conversation partners because they can’t talk yet. As much as I’m tempted to say they can’t clean, I would be wrong if I did. That is because, thanks to this Baby Mop Onesie, babies can actually clean.
Naturally, all babies do is poop, spit, and spurt out other bodily fluids without warning. It’s a tad bit disgusting. I doubt anyone of us will want to take care of them but for their cuteness. Their big foreheads, large eyes, chubby cheeks, and soft skin give us an overwhelming urge to care for and pamper them. However, if you think babies should do more than “be cute”, then this onesie is just the thing you need to make them more useful.
Cleaning made easy
The Baby Mop Onesie is fitted with mop-like pads on the baby parts that tend to make the most contact with your floors, particularly the arms and legs. It comes in three different sizes to accommodate babies within the age range of 3 – 12 months.
All you need do is dress your young one in this onesie and set them down on any hardwood or floor that needs cleaning. Babies possess the natural skill to execute this task professionally. They also do it with a smile on their faces. By crawling across the room, they provide premium cleaning services while having a good time. Awesome!
Since they are enjoying themselves, there is no child exploitation involved. It is an excellent way to begin teaching them responsibility and get them accustomed to a healthy work ethic. Also, cultivating habits such as cleaning early on will make them less likely to complain about household chores when they are older (good for you!). After all, it is often said that the experiences children have in their younger years shape them for the rest of their lives.
Okay, maybe we are being too hard on them. They never meant any trouble after all, and soon enough, they would stop being babies and lose some of that bundle of cuteness. We’re sorry, guys! So rather than have you clean with it, why don’t you just wear it to look even more adorable? It’ll make the perfect picture for your Instagram profile. A hard-working cute baby is really all your crush desires!
The Baby Mop Onesie makes a hilarious gift for your friends and loved ones when they are transitioning from spending time with friends to being immersed in family life.