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Cat Butt Tissue Dispenser
This cute and slightly disturbing tissue dispenser lets you pull tissues out of a cat’s butt. It’s a hilarious conversation piece for your home, and a great gift for cat lovers everywhere – especially those who don’t care about what others think.
US$41.99 Check it out -
Carlashes
Dress up your headlights with a nice touch of fashion with these Carlashes. They make your headlights become eyes with lashes. Your car will stand out anywhere – in the park, and on the road. Easily one of the funniest car design you’ll ever see.
US$32.99 Check it out -
Calm The Fuck Down Tea
When you get worked up by life’s challenges, and your stress levels are beginning to reach CRITICAL, a cup of Calm The Fuck Down Tea is just what you need to reset your balance and give you a fresh perspective on life and everything in it.
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Calm The F*ck Down Coloring Book
Sarcasm may be your first language, but if left unchecked, your sense of humor will hurt people. Why not relax by coloring the things you can’t say instead? The “Calm The F*ck Down” coloring book is full of patterns and quips to help you unwind.
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Butt Shaped Pillow
If you love looking at, touching, squeezing, slapping, and laying your head on butts, then you would definitely love this stress-relieving, squeezable, and slappable Butt Shaped Pillow with an ergonomic, flexible and breathable design.
US$119.00 Check it out -
Bullet Lighter
The Bullet Lighter makes it easy to start a fire wherever you find yourself. Whether you are lost in the forest, camping, or trying to roast a game and survive in a faraway wilderness. Making fire has never been so easy thanks to the Bullet Lighter.
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Bubble Wrap Calendar
The Bubble Wrap Calendar is more than the average calendar. Each day has a special bubble that you can pop to mark the date. It even comes with colorful stickers to help you keep track of public holidays and the important dates in your life.
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Brenda’s Beaver Needs A Barber
Brenda’s Beaver Needs A Barber is the Fifth installation in Season One of the Reach Around Books series. And like every other book in this series, it relies heavily on double entendres to mean different things to innocent kids and adults.
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Bra Flask: Secret Wine Rack
Have you ever wanted to go to a concert or see a movie but they always have these rules about bringing drinks from outside the venue or even worse, no booze allowed at all? Well, fret no more! The Bra Flask: Secret Wine Rack is here to save the day!
US$31.97 Check it out -
Bowing Knight Pen Holder
The pen controls the world they say. This bowing Knight doesn’t bend the knee to hand you a sword, he realizes that your most powerful weapon has now shifted from being a sword to a pen. It’s made with pure resin to give your desk an executive look.
US$38.99 Check it out -
Belt Buckle Beer Holder
Always have both hands free with the Belt Buckle Beer Holder. It attaches to your belt and holds canned or bottled drinks, giving your hands the freedom to play the most epic game of ping pong, or whatever else you have in mind!
US$29.95 Check it out -
Beer Cap Shooter Bottle Opener
If you’re going to dispose your bottle cap, why not have some fun with it first? The Beer Cap Shooter Bottle Opener is an opener that doubles as a Cap Shooter, to fire at your ‘enemies’ after opening your beer. It can hit a target as far as 16 feet.
US$7.99 Check it out -
Beardaments Beard Ornaments
Never go unnoticed at any ugly sweater party or holiday celebration ever again. With these Beard Ornaments from Beardaments, you’re guaranteed to stand out from the crowd – just like a Christmas tree!
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Baby Mop Onesie
Let’s face it – babies are lazy. If you know anything about them, you’ll agree that they can’t cook, hunt, or gather food. As much as I’m tempted to say they can’t clean, I can’t because, thanks to this Baby Mop Onesie, babies can actually clean!
US$39.99 Check it out -
55 Gallon Drum Of Lube
There are some products that are made for mass market consumption and there are some that have such a niche target audience, that they do not even make sense to regular folk. This 55 gallon drum of lube falls into the latter category of products.
US$3,969.69 Check it out -
Wall Mounted Bubble Window Cat Bed
Give your cat a special place in your room and have it inspect whatever you do from this wall mounted bubble cat bed. Give it the feel of being in a spaceship with extra opportunities to jump. This cat bed allows your cat to literally look down on you.
US$275.00 Check it out -
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
The Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass can hold an entire 750ml bottle of wine. Finally, a wine glass that fits your needs! Now, you can always say with complete honesty that you ONLY HAD ONE glass of wine. Perfect gag gift for wine lovers.
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No Ragrets Temporary Tattoo
This No Ragrets Temporary Tattoo from the evergreen movie, We’re The Millers, is the perfect temporary tattoo. Get everyone’s attention with this hilarious tattoo fail: A massive regret on your chest that says “NO RAGRETS”.
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Friends Themed Cards Against Humanity Game
Find out who’s a true fan of the Friends series by playing the friends against humanity game with your friends – with a whole lot of tricky questions, this game brightens your day. You’ll be surprised at how non-fans will get along and join the fun.
US$65.00 Check it out -
South Park Towelie Towel
The South Park Towelie Towel looks exactly like its two-dimensional namesake character in the popular sitcom. This real life Towelie is an officially-licensed collectible item for South Park fans and for everyone who loves (or hates) Towelie.
US$24.99 Check it out -
Infectious Disease Stress Balls
The infectious disease stress balls are not for spreading diseases to you or anyone who touches them, the name describes how they look when squeezed. Each ball is surrounded by mesh netting that causes the balls to bulge and change color when squeezed.
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Practical Jokes: Shocking Pen
The shocking pen is the best way to handle an annoying coworker or classmate that keeps stealing your stuff. If you’re tired of using words to handle the situation, watch your clueless victim take this bait and squirm as they feel the electricity!
US$17.99 Check it out -
Creepy Baby Mask
The Creepy Baby Mask is a disturbing mask for an adult face with a realistic replica of a creepy baby face that can scare the hell out of anyone. Wear this to bring back your “youthful glow” without going under the knife.
US$15.99 Check it out -
Canned Unicorn Meat
Unicorns are real, and you can prove it to your friends by presenting your canned Unicorn meat. When they ask where you got it, just tell them to follow the rainbows. An ancient delicacy in fantasy land, canned Unicorn meat makes you a superhuman!
US$59.95 Check it out -
Giant Coffee Mug
Size matters when it comes to coffee mugs. With this Giant Coffee Mug, tedious refill trips are history. The porcelain monster can hold half a gallon of coffee, and it proudly tells everyone that “[you’ve] cut back to just one cup of coffee a day!”
US$19.99 Check it out -
Tha Holy Bibizzle [Book]
This is for the real gangstas looking to know the Word of God but don’t care for that old school King James stuff. If you want to get to familiar with the works of the Almighty in a language you can understand, grab yourself Tha Holy Bibizzle.
US$189.97 Check it out -
Peeing Tube
The peeing tube also called world’s most portable men’s toilet, is a flexible and extendable hose that brings convenience of peeing. Enjoy convenience wherever you are, every closed place can be a restroom. Never allow inconvenience bully you again.
US$15.99 Check it out -
Lifesize Bigfoot Statue
Do you love Sasquatches, Yeti and Bigfoot? Do you really want to have them around you? If yes, then here is your lovely Lifesize Bigfoot statue. It is aesthetically designed to look real, is UV resistant, and has a natural blending camouflage.
US$4,999.97 Check it out -
Talkboy Tape Recorder and Player (From Home Alone)
Piss off everyone you know and recreate classic scenes with this Talkboy Tape Recorder and Player. This collectible item is the very same one used by Kevin McAllister to annoy the heck out of everyone in Home Alone II.
US$219.99 Check it out -
Wu-Tang Christmas Sweater
Stay warm and remain loyal to your favorite rap group during the holiday season by wearing this Wu-Tang Christmas Sweater. It blends your love for The Killa Beez, old school hip-hop, and the holidays, into one perfect glass of C.R.E.A.M.
US$49.99 Check it out -
Giant Teddy Bear Sleeping Bag
The bear bag is a two-layer companion that gives you a warm embrace when other places reject you with cold. With cushions that make you feel levitated with maximum comfort, you can either insert yourself into its warm belly or sleep directly on it.
US$259.08 Check it out -
Middle Finger Sculpture
Not many young bachelors have the creativity to decorate a living room. If you want to express yourself, housing a classy piece of decor is the way to go. The middle finger sculpture is a unique and elegant display to place before your guests.
US$48.00 Check it out